I called my house in College Station last night. I could hear probably twenty people in the background laughing and having fun. Jenn answered the phone…

“Jenn…Hey, it’s Rho!”

“Rho? Hey? What’s going on?”

“Oh, not much, just wanted to check in on you guys…”

“What? I can’t hear you!”

“I just…I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU GUYS WERE DOING”

“Oh, God, busy! We’re…JOSH…CUT THAT OUT…doing Rush events and stuff…you know how it is.”

“Well, why don’t you give me a call…”

*Shriek* “JOSH! CUT IT OUT! I’m sorry Rho…what did you say?”

“I said BYE.”

“Oh BYE!”

This sucks.

My new friend at work, Diana, and I went shopping at the Galleria. It’s official. I can afford nothing. Hopefully the rent check will be coming soon.

When we were walking up my steps, we ran smack dab into Robbie and Hercules.

“Smokey…how’s it going?” talking to me with his eyes on Diana.

“Great. How’s your life?” I asked giving Hercules a good rub down. He is such a great dog. Of course, neither Diana nor Robbie were paying any attention to me. They were focusing in on each other.

“Hey…” he said. “I’m Robbie.”

“Hi.” Diana answered coyly. “I’m Diana Beringer.”

“Nice to see you, Diana. What are you guys up to?”

“We’re having therapy through shopping…”Diana answered. “Rhonda just got dumped.”

Thanks, Diana.

“Oh really? I thought things seemed quiet over there!”

“Shut up, Robbie.” I answered, then went inside to put my bags down.

After checking my messages, one, from my mother, I went back outside to the porch.

Robbie and Diana were sitting in the lawn chairs just chatting away.

“Oh, hey Rhonda.” Diana said as I walked outside.

“I guess I’d better go…” Diana said to Robbie. He immediately leaped up and eagerly shook her hand.

“Diana, it was a sincere pleasure.”

As soon as we got inside, Diana started squealing and jumping up and down. “Rhonda, you’ve GOT to set me up with him. He is the hottest thing…so cute…so smart….so good looking…”

You get the picture.

Ten seconds after Diana left my house, Robbie came banging on my door.

“Rhonda, you’ve got to set me up with that…so cute…so hot…”

You get the picture.

I’m going to start charging for my services.

I am two days late on my monthly bill. Everybody start praying…NOW!

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